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Definition of an Engineer

One who passes as an exacting expert, on the strength of being able to turn out, with prolific fortitude, strings of incomprehensible formulae, calculated with micrometric precision, based on extremely vague assumptions, acquired from inconclusive tests and incomplete experiments with the particular purpose of confusing all those not of the fraternity.

Published in Torque, June 1956

 

Quotes:

“Forget about the theory, lets do the job!”

John Eckard

 

“Do you realize that the first vehicle she ever travelled in was an oxwagon?”

Koos Bisshoff, about Grandma (age 84)
being terrified of boarding a Jumbo Jet

 

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